Muscatine

I can't because it would sound really bad

My story is equally not one that I wish to share - I can only share that they would never make a movie about the meeting OR the life we shared. 'nuff said.

My husband and I met a party at my best friends apartment.  we were the only two not drinking, so we spent the evening playing some card game.  Apparently, he went home and told his mom that he had just met the girl he was going to marry.  What a sweetie.

 Wife and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.  Then I set up a date via e-mail with your wife and we met at a cyber-cafe.  We sneaked into a secluded room, and googled each other.  There wife agreed to a download from my hard drive.  As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button , nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said: 

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"You got MALE"