Muscatine

LMAO

Still nothing from our traveling trio.  I wonder if they decided to go on down to Orlando and see the new Harry Potter "Wonderful World of Wizardry" at Disneyworld.  I bet TP is going to try and get Harry Potter to put a spell on BB that will make him a liberal, or at the very least gives him Hogwarts.  Oh the magical, mystical adventures the three of them must be having together.

I can see 'em now, dressed in their speedo's, getting well oiled, swimming in the gulf, getting mistook for seals.

If they are, or have been, traveling together, I wager it is not entirely voluntary. 

What about the possibility that BB has been kidnapped and taken to a liberal (or even socialist) brainwashing center, to have his brain washed or something?  You know, by Kenyan Communist agents and Obumbler relatives, etc. 

  Do you think that TP and Mal are devious and wiry enough to bushwack and hogtie him? 

 Or maybe it's BB that has done an "intervention" on TP and Mal?  You know, with the help of their families, checked them into a psyco ward for some brain surgery, etc.?  I'm not saying this is what happened, just that it kind of starts looking bad after a few days, doesn't it?   Maybe the Journal should check into this.