Actually maybe Obama isn't as stupid as we think. I mean he figures who is going to assassinate him when the next guy in line is Joe Biden and the next one is Pelosi? Ever thought of that? Pretty good thinking there Prez. Of course it stands to reason that is exactly why McCain chose Palin.
Having Cheney as VP worked for Bush.
Many a person contemplating impeaching Bush held back because of Cheney. Nobody wanted to go from bad to worse.
Incidently, we on the left think of impeachment as the preferred method of removing a president. We don't immediately think in terms of assassination.
All right now class....settle down. Todays lesson involves political assassins, and our mission today is to help our little classmate Mallory understand this "left-right" thing. (The whole class rolls eyes collectively, as they've spent a better part of the school year trying to get their "special" friend Mallory to "understand")
Now then, let's get at it. Who would like to write their report on Lee Harvey Oswald? This is an easy one, so Drunkenfool, we'll give it to you. By the way young man, if you're going to be swilling beer during classtime, you be sure that you've got enough for everybody.
Charles Guiteau? Anyone? All right then, I'll assign this one to Hechta.
Leon Czolgosz? Big Brother...this one's yours. You're the only one who can probably pronouce it.
Sirhan Sirhan? LJ, this would be a good one for you since both names are the same.
John Wilkes Booth. Ned. You were alive when this took place. Have at it, Hoss.
Sara Jane Moore? A real whack nut. TP.....this cries out to be yours.
Lynnette "Squeaky" Fromme? Another whack job. Another one for TP. I know this doubles his workload, but if you all remember, we voted on this, and he deserves it.
Collazo and Torresola? Even though they fell short, their goal was clear. Jeff....put down the spitballs, pick up a book and no Italian jokes about their names.
Remember class, we're doing this for a good cause. Bringing little Mallory back to reality can only help us all.
Dismissed. All except you Jeff. Lot's of blackboards that need cleaning here, smart-guy.
