You might be a Socialist if: Your baby diapers were red and not white;
You might be a Socialist if: You swallowed whole the pages of Saul Alinsky’s Rules for Radicals.
You might be a Socialist if: You hide behind the white flag of surrender instead of bravely showing the Stars and Stripes.
You might be a Socialist if: Your best friends include Chavez, Castro, Ortega and Zelaya.
You might be a Socialist if: You’re convinced Russia is on your side.
You might be a Socialist if: You swallow up GM and spit out Government Motors.
You might be a Socialist if: Your most frequent White House visitor is SEIU head Andy Stern.
You might be a Socialist if: You offer the peace of the grave rather than peace through strength to the Free World.
You might be a Socialist if: You travel the world putting America down but hole up in the White House when you come back home.
You might be a Socialist if: You try to force veggies grown in human feces (sludge) down the throats of helpless little “fat” kids.
You might be a Socialist if: You believe God speaks to you—and only to you—on your Blackberry.
You might be a Socialist if: Your growing up heroes were Karl Marx, Friedrich Engels, not George Washington and Thomas Jefferson.
You might be a Socialist if: You want to spend other people’s money faster than they do.
You might be a Socialist if: You blame everything on George W. Bush.
You might be a Socialist if: You steal Christmas Eve and Palm Sunday from the Christian masses.
You might be a Socialist if: You empower aging 60ish hippies as your shadow government.
You might be a Socialist if: You throw all your friends, and even your own Granny under the bus.
