you know, looks out over everything, all the beauty that God created. 
But he's lonesome, sittin' there pullin' on his pud...
All of a sudden, God's big booming voice...."ADAM...WHAT ARE YOU DOING???"
So Adam, in his embarrasment says..."Ya know God, I'm just so lonely!!!"
Well, God, being the benificent being he is, decides to have a bit of mercy on Adam.....
"OK Adam, here's the deal...I'll give you a companion...will satisfy your every desire, wait on you, service you, keep you warm on cold nights, and will be a magnificent chef"
Well, Adam, knowing that God has played a trick or two in his time, has to ask....
"So God, what is this going to cost me?"
God replies...."Why Adam, just an arm and a leg!!"
Adam has to think this through....then,
"What would I get for a rib?"
But he's lonesome, sittin' there pullin' on his pud... All of a sudden, God's big booming voice...."ADAM...WHAT ARE YOU DOING???"
So Adam, in his embarrasment says..."Ya know God, I'm just so lonely!!!"
Well, God, being the benificent being he is, decides to have a bit of mercy on Adam.....
"OK Adam, here's the deal...I'll give you a companion...will satisfy your every desire, wait on you, service you, keep you warm on cold nights, and will be a magnificent chef"
Well, Adam, knowing that God has played a trick or two in his time, has to ask....
"So God, what is this going to cost me?"
God replies...."Why Adam, just an arm and a leg!!"
Adam has to think this through....then,
"What would I get for a rib?"
