Girl : Do you love me? Boy : Yes Dear. Girl : Would you die for me? Boy : No, mine is undying love.
Funny Joke 02 1st thief : Oh ! The police is here. Quick! Jump out of the window! 2nd thief : But this is the 13th floor. 1st thief : Hurry! this is no time for superstitions
Funny Joke 03 Wife : Do you want dinner? Husband : Sure, what are my choices? Wife : Yes and no.
Funny Joke 04 A drunkard was brought to court. Just before the trial there was a commotion in the gallery. The judge pounded the gravel on his table and shouted, “Order, order.”
The drunkard immediately responded, “Thank you, your honor, I’ll have a scotch and soda.”
Girl : Do you love me? Boy : Yes Dear. Girl : Would you die for me? Boy : No, mine is undying love.
Funny Joke 02 1st thief : Oh ! The police is here. Quick! Jump out of the window! 2nd thief : But this is the 13th floor. 1st thief : Hurry! this is no time for superstitions
Funny Joke 03 Wife : Do you want dinner? Husband : Sure, what are my choices? Wife : Yes and no.
Funny Joke 04 A drunkard was brought to court. Just before the trial there was a commotion in the gallery. The judge pounded the gravel on his table and shouted, “Order, order.”
The drunkard immediately responded, “Thank you, your honor, I’ll have a scotch and soda.”