Muscatine

WAL-MART SENIOR GREETER
 
Charley, a new retiree-greeter at Wal-Mart, just couldn't seem to get to work on time.

Every day he was 5, 10, 15 minutes late. But he was a good worker, really
tidy, clean-shaven, sharp minded and a real credit to the company and
obviously demonstrating their "Older Person Friendly" policies.

 
One day the boss called him into the office for a talk.

"Charley, I have to tell you, I like your work ethic, you do a bang up job,

but your being late so often is quite bothersome."

"Yes, I know boss, and I am working on it."

''Well good, you are a team player. That's what I like to hear.

It's odd though your coming in late.

I  know you're retired from the Armed Forces. 

What did they say if you came in late there?"

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 ''They said, "Good morning, Admiral, can I get you coffee, sir?'''

Good Morning Everyone.

I am up early and will be seeing my dentist later but I am feeling really good at the moment.  Since I can relate to Nedl's post I thought I would add my wisdom.

When I wake up in the morning and haven't even placed one foot on the floor, I know I am not late going anywhere but then I hear, "Good Morning Dear" May I get you a cup of coffee?  Er, well maybe, it was the other way around.  At least I feel that I am in charge most of the time.  Ha, ha!  Have a good day everyone.