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A political duet

Posted in: Muscatine
A Republican / Democrat Duet
Republican: I cried a tear

Democrat: I wiped it dry for you

Republican: I was confused

Democrat: I cleared your mind

Republican: I sold my soul

Democrat: I bought it back for you

Republican: You held me up

Democrat: I gave you dignity

Republican: Somehow you needed me

Democrat: I gave you strength

Republican: to stand alone again

Democrat: To face the world

Republican: out on my own again.

Democrat: I put you high upon a pedestal,

Republican: So high that I could almost see eternity,

Republican: You needed me, you needed me

Democrat: And I can't believe it's you, I can't believe it's true

Republican: I needed you and you were there.

Democrat: And I'll never leave: Why should I leave? I'd be a fool.

Republican: 'Cause I've finally found someone who really cares.

Democrat: I held your hand, when it was cold.

Republican: When I was lost, you took me home.

Democrat: I gave you hope when you was at the end.

Republican: And you turned my lies, back into truth again

Democrat: I even called you friend.

My oh my, you are SO delusional.

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  • gta1
  • Neighbor
  • USA
  • 1581 Posts
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Delusional isnt the word for it .....full of feces would be a much better description

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  • nedl
  • Valued Neighbor
  • Muscabamastan
  • 5426 Posts
  • Respect-O-Meter: Valued Neighbor

 Vomit I think I'm gonna puke.





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