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> 1.  The Texas Highway Patrol are cracking down on speeders heading into Dallas . For the first offense, they give you 2 Dallas Cowboy tickets. If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.
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> Q. What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
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> A. The Dallas Cowboys
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> Q. What do the Dallas Cowboys and Billy Graham have in common?
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> A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".
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> Q. How do you keep a Dallas Cowboy out of your yard?
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> A. Put up a goal post.
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> Q. What do you call a Dallas Cowboy with a Super Bowl ring?
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> A. Old
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> Q. What's the difference between the Dallas Cowboys and a dollar bill?
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> A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
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> Q. How many Dallas Cowboys does it take to win a Super Bowl?
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> A. Nobody remembers.
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> Q. What do the Cowboys and a possums have in common?
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> A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!

Thanks LJ, this was great. 

Notes to self:

1) Its okay to bash politicos and each other.  Just not the Dallas Cowboys.

2) There are no football fans here in the Neighborhood.

Got It!

I thought the Dallas jokes were hilarious. My daughter, who is a long-time Dallas fan, saw no humor in the jokes.

Don't let a lack of response stop you. Some of us share with others or chuckle to ourselves - is that like talking to yourself? -so don't stop with the jokes.

Some of us will try to acknowledge that we enjoyed them.

Got a step son who's a big Cowboys fan.  He hasn't said much this year, until last night!  Bob Costas siad it right last night;  If they could win last night, the way they did, why couldn't they be professional enough to play like that, for their previous coach?  But then again, I've been a Vikings fan for 40 years, and they're going through the same crap also.  I heard on the game last night, that, this was for sure Favre's last year.  I'm sorry, but good ridance!  All the Viking have done in the past, is hire "has been's", or, almost been's.  Sounds like Childers is going to be the next one on the chopping block.  It's really too bad to me.  Those players are supposed to be professionals, making millions of dollars a year.  I'm just not so sure that it's always the Head Coaches fault!  Jerry Jones, I think, said it best, that there would be several peoples' head on the chopping block (in his organization).  It must have made the Cowboys stand up and take notice (according to last nights' game).  JMHO.  Tom.