Muscatine

1-Santa waits till everyones asleep and no ones around, to see him do his good deeds. If he were a liberal, he'd do it in broad daylight, hold a press conference, and wait for the tv and camera crews.

2-Santa gives toys and candy out using HIS OWN money and hard work. Libs would beg or steal from others, or expect subsidies, and then draw attention to themselves of how good and caring they are.

3-IF Santa WERE a liberal, he wouldn't fly around on a cold drafty sleigh, pulled by reigndeer, he'd be kickin it in a Gulfstream G5 (With a save the reigndeer sticker on it)

4-When you go to the mall and see Santa there, what does he do? He asks the boys and girls what they want for Christmas. Then he LISTENS. Liberals never listen. They just talk, talk, talk and talk some more.(Look at Barrack Obama, perfect example)

5-Santa hires elves. Liberals would never ACTUALLY hire a physically disadvantaged (unless it was a token employment) they just use disadvantaged for speeches and photo ops.

6-Santa believes in right and wrong. Todays Libs feel that the idea of right and wrong are quaint and outdated. They feel right and wrong, good and bad are all relative.

7-Santa gives to others from a sacrificial and giving heart, out of LOVE for others. Liberals believe everyone is ENTITLED to something.

8-Santa gives without expecting or demanding anything in return. When was the last time you saw a Liberal do anything, without expecting or demanding anything in return?

"Liberals believe everyone is ENTITLED to something." They also believe that they should take money away from the rich and even take it away from surviving families of rich folks who die! I don't fall into either category, but SOMEONE worked hard to get the money somewhere down the line and it is probably hard work to hang on to it and I don't berudge them the right to their money. Those are the folks who support the local charities, the local causes, the local ball teams, who can be counted on to open their checkbook as well as lend their expertise in local projects. I say God bless them.

While what I am about to post is not of my writing, it does take the most basic political beliefs and uses them to prove Santa is indeed a Democrat. I think you'll agree....

Is Santa a Democrat.... Consider this:

Take Santa out of the red suit, put him in sandals, torn Levis, and a tie-dyed T-shirt, whatcha  got? Hum? An ancient, long-haired, bearded, clay pipe smokin’ hippie. That’s what. Doesn’t sound like any Republican I know. Maybe a few Libertarians…

He eats cookies, drinks milk (that we’re expected to provide for him, on the same day every year. Can you say April 15th all over again?) and gives candy to little kids who sit on his lap. Have you ever heard of Santa sitting down to slab of  beef and a beer? Or maybe a juicy hamburger and fries? Me either, and what about that candy thing? It’s down-right Un-American, more than a little creepy and smacks of veganism. Very Democratic, I’d say.

All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth. Wow, Obamacare.

Claus uses religion -by calling himself  Saint Nick- but never will you hear him mention the baby Jesus. In fact, in many places he’s institutionally substituted for Jesus. Santa Claus is the Anti-Christ.

He has no visible means of support. This leads me to believe Santa’s funded by looting programs like Social Security.  So, it’s our money. Then he brings us “gifts” telling us it’s “free”. And what do we get? Crap we don’t want, can’t use, wears-out quickly and always ends-up costing a lot more than “free”. Does he ever ask if we want his “gifts”? Noooo, but we’re expected to be grateful and except ‘em with smiles on our faces. Another name for gifts, is pork.

Santa Claus and his “elves” wear disguises, run a huge operation from a secret site, and make toys. If Santa was a Reaganite, he’d be making weapons. That’s how you get Peace on Earth.

Which reminds me, if anyone’s interested in the location to the Military Industrial Complex, I’m selling it to the highest bidder. To prove I can be generous, I’ll donate a full 10% to the Undocumented Democrats Voter’s League.

If you were bad this year, who but an enviro-mental Dem, would give you their most hated substance on the planet -coal?  If Santa was conservative, you’d get a copy of a Michael Moore film instead.

He knows when you are sleeping. He knows when you’re awake. If that’s not Orwell’s Big Brother, what is? Don’t even get me started on the Naught and Nice List.

I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus -Hello, Bill Clinton.