Well hello Mr. Clinton, how have you been?-Me
I met a girl in the park the other evening.-Bill
And how did that turn out?-Me
There was an instant spark between us
and she immediately dropped to her knees
and laid on the grass at my feet.-Bill
So, you scored again, huh?-Me
As we lay making love, I thought
"These taser guns are well worth the money."-Bill
