Muscatine

An elderly man suffered a massive heart attack. The family drove wildly
to get him to the emergency room.

After what seemed like a very long wait, the ER doctor appeared wearing
his scrubs and a long face.

Sadly, he said, "I'm afraid Grandpa is brain-dead, but his heart is still
beating."

"Oh, Dear God," cried his wife, her hands clasped against her cheeks with
shock.

"We've never had a Democrat in the family before!"

lol...that is too good ned......