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No more farting around-

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"Breaking wind is set to be made a crime in an African country.
The government of Malawi plan to punish persistent offenders 'who foul the air' in a bid to 'mould responsible and disciplined citizens.'
But locals fear that pinning responsibility on the crime will be difficult - and may lead to miscarriages of justice as 'criminals' attempt to blame others for their offence"

 
 
 
 
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Yes, .....welll.......haaruummphhh....

Why not just do something about the source of the problem???

 

http://www.entm.purdue.edu/NGICA/reports/Angola.pdf

 

And the only data available shows that consumption of beans in Malawi has been inflating for several years.

 

It's not hard to find the culprits, either:

 

http://www.lonelyplanet.com/malawi/images/women-selling-beans-lilongwe-malawi$207-101

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Perhaps a visit by the Reverand Jaaackson might be in order?  A little shake-down of the bean growers and vendors should put a damper on the flatulence.

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