Muscatine

q. how do you get a blonde out of a tree ?

a.

q. what's the blonde's cheer ?

a. " i'm blonde, i'm blonde, i,m b.l.o.n. ... ah, oh well ... i'm blonde, yea,yea, yea ... "

how do you confuse a blonde

a. asked her to alhabetize a bag of m&m.

q. what's a blonde's favorite rock group ?

a. air supply

q. why do blondes wear underwear ?

a. keep the ankles warm.

q. what the difference between a blonde and a guy?

a. the blonde has higher sperm count.

q. what does a blonde owl says ?

a." what, what ? "

a. a blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm. she passes a person, who's asks " where did you get that ?"

a. the pig says, " i won her in a raffle! "

q. what's blonde's favorite wine ?

a. " daaaaddy, i want to go maaaami! "

q. what do you call a basement full of blondes ?

a. wine cellar

q. how did the blonde die drinking milk ?

a. the cow fell on her.

q. why does blondes were green lipstick ?

a. because red means stop.

q. what happen when a blonde gets alzheimer's disease ?

a. her i.q. goes up !

q. what do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head ?

a. space invader

q. why do blondes like lightning ?

a. they think someone is taking their picture.

q. what is the definition of gross ignorance ?

a. 144 blondes