An octopus walks into a bar and says “I can play ANY musical instrument you like”.
Englishman gives him a guitar which he plays better than Clapton.
Irishman gives him a piano which he plays better than Elton.
Scotsman throws him a set of bagpipes.
The octopus fumbles about for a couple of minutes and the Scotsman says “What’s wrong – can ye not play it?”
The octopus says “Play it? – I’m gonna doink her brains out once I get her pyjamas off!”
Englishman gives him a guitar which he plays better than Clapton.
Irishman gives him a piano which he plays better than Elton.
Scotsman throws him a set of bagpipes.
The octopus fumbles about for a couple of minutes and the Scotsman says “What’s wrong – can ye not play it?”
The octopus says “Play it? – I’m gonna doink her brains out once I get her pyjamas off!”
