Muscatine

A man was brought before the judge and charged with necrophilia. The
judge told him, "In 20 years on the bench, I've never heard such a
disgusting, immoral thing.
Just give me one good reason why I
shouldn't lock you up and throw away the key!"
The man replied, "I'll give you three good reasons;
#1, It's none of your damn business;
#2,
She was my wife; and, lastly, #3, I didn't know she was dead; she
always acted that way!