Try to work more overtime will ya? My scooter is going on 5 years old and I'm thinking of letting Medicare buy me a new one this time. Oh yeah, I almost forgot. I'm gonna apply for food stamps too. And a free cell phone. Don't be late for work now, hear?

It would be nice if you'd place a big donation jar on a counter with a sign taped to it reading "donate to Nedl's transportation fund". I'd kinda like a van so I could haul my scooter around and get out more. It wouldn't have to be a brand new van. One or two years old would do.

Wasting your time, Ned.  "It" can't read.