Muscatine

Thanks to Harrymollusk, my THC laden wheels in my brain started to churn out a thought. A name...on a can. ''Missippi Mist''. Yes, I meant to spell it Missippi.
Missippi Mist - a delicious, muddy looking concoction with a refreshing bold taste. Full-bodied Satisfaction. Just the way you like.
I'll start the paperwork tomorrow. Any home brewers here?

the mist part...

The mist part makes me think of a drink that's more clear... a muddy looking drink would turn a a few people off... but you could also try something interesting by making it take just a tiny bit chocolate. Might not score well with everyone, but it could be a new niche market for ya.

Thinkin IPA

or darker, like a Newcastle or Bass. but being 18, you wouldn't know about that, right? Right, huh? C'mon, you can tell.

Seriously though. I have to say it's a great idea. Their's a lot of cities along the Mississippi to sell beer in.

I'm glad

my financial advisor is up late. He also knows a little about beer. Great local brewery here as well. Of course, would eventually be brewed exclusively in Muscatine, IOWA!! And you're all hired!!