Muscatine

Those would make great thongs. They would absorb a days worth of pee. Made in Germany. Germans make good stuff.

You're gonna spend $20 a month on thongs anyway-yer throwin' yer money away.

Honestly, my husband ordered these things, and our 14 and I have been giving him Hell about it ever since.  He told me if he hears one of us say,"You'll say 'WOW' every time" again, he's throwing the tv in the trash, because we've been watching WAAAAAAAAYYYYYY too many infomercials.