Muscatine

I'm swedish-american, horny methodist, and I had heard the joke before and still enjoyed it. Laughed my buns off about the before married and after married one - almost too true to be funny tho.

Keep laughing, it's good for you!

Is this version better for you and not as offensive?

"Bless me Father, for I have sinned.  I have been with a loose girl".

The priest asks, "Is that you, little Joey Preston?"

"Yes, Father, it is".

"And who was the girl you were with?"

"I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation".

"Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now.  Was it Tina Merideth?"

"I cannot say".

"Was it Tina Carson?"

I'm sorry, but I cannot name her."

"Was it Cathy Peirson?"

"My lips are sealed."

"Was it Rosa Davis, then?"

"Please, Father, I cannot tell you."

The priest sighs in frustration.  "You're very tight lipped, and I admire that.  But you've sinned and have to atone.  You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months.  Now you go and behave yourself."

Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Frank slides over and whispers, "What'd you get?"

"Four months vacation and five good leads."

Maybe nvisible could suggest some jokes that would be more suitable to his/her liberal, politically correct ears.

HELLO FOLKS...  LOL!  I GOT THIS ONE!  Thanks for your support...LOL!

  My dear nvisible...  Italian/shmazlian...  (tlou sees you in the boat- throwing out the line- HOPING she'll take the bait)!    NOT GONNA HAPPEN, GOOFY!  Good try though.    I have been watching this board.  You, yes you, nvisible are one of the posts I love hearing from!  You are cool...

 Listen to Jeff & nedl...  ROTFL! A guy is a guy is a guy...  across the board!  I always heard that Italians were really HOT... but after your post...HMM?    MAYBE NOT???  ROTFL... LMAO AND ALL THAT JAZZ...   I threw the hook back at ya!