Muscatine

I wonder who the best man will be.........I wonder who the maid of honor will be?!

Don't know about that, but there'll be no more dancing with Jeff for me.  That guy must have 10 hands.

Won't be no wedding. Judy's really sick. She's got tire patches all over her but they ain't working. she just can't hold her beer anymore. She's dying. She said to tell everyone goodbye. She wanted cremated. I'll be taking her out to my grandson's farm. He's burning brush. I'll just throw her on the pile. (Sniff).

So Nigel, is there something between you and Jeff or are you still available?

Nedl, I understand that at Opie's Head and Secs Shop they have the updated version of Judy Juggs.  It called Judith Jiggles and come complete with turbo action vacu suck. It retails for $799.99.  I suppose we could take up a collection from around the neighborhood to try and help out with the cost.  We love ya, Nedl, and don't want you to be lonley in your old age.  As for Nigel and I were just good friends, but boy can that guy watusi.