Again an almost victim to the teenage texting cellphone using driver. So if little miss red grand-am on the corner of grandview ave and oregon st. on saturday afternoon is reading this I would like to extend a personal thank you to you for pulling out in front of me and a heartfelt apology to you for my inconveniencing you as I locked up my brakes and almost hit you. I must say tho you are incorrect about a few things, first of all I do not have sexual relations with my mother, so no, i am not a mother f*ck*r, secondly I am sorry for not watching where i was going even tho i had the green light and the right of way and you were turning into traffic. thirdly, I must say you have quite a broad vocabulary, I was impressed as you screamed out all those bad words at me and sped away weel over the speed limit and lastly, thanks for being nice and waving, even tho it was only with one finger. I gotta say, if you would have been a guy, I think I would have had to chase you down introduce my knuckles to your face repeatedly.


