Muscatine

(hick--uup).....Opportunockity only tunes once!

To:   Mr. Jeff Opinionated

From:  Mssrs. Dewey, Cheatum and Howe, representing Mr. Daryl Maxen

Re:  Your appearence at the TP roast

Mr. Opinionated,

We have reviewed your recent communique, and are pleased that you will appear at the TP Roast, date to be determined.  As of now, there is no winner in this contest, as the aforementioned chosen one has not officially made his return.  In the event that a winner is determined, you will be notified.  If however, no winner has emerged in 30 days, all wagers will be considered null and void. 

Hosting the event will be the fabulous Mr. Shecky Green, having returned from a triumphant tour of Japan.  Also appearing on the show....Rich Little, Phyllis Diller, Red Foxx, and local comic team Mall and Mobe.   We ask that you limit your content to your stated topics, as the entire event will be taped for showing on late night local cable. 

We look forward to your appearence.

Yours Truly,

Mr. Leon Cheatum

Dewey, Cheatum and Howe

Attorneys at Law

A brief preview?  (these boys could SMOKE!)

http://myspace.vtap.com/video/Carson%252C+Hope%252C+Martin+and+Gobel/CL0174001640_1bdf53fc8_T0MxODMyNDd-aW46NX5xOmJyfmJ3Ok9DMTgzMjQ3

SMOKE....Literally and humorously....