Muscatine

"A first grader who can't get his way and runs kicking and screaming around the playground until somebody agrees with him." You just described practically everyone, including you and me, on this board. I used to love to run and kick and scream. Those were the good old days. I wish I had that energy again.

Pet Peeves? OK:

I wish some people in town would slow down. The speed limit is 25 in most parts of town, yet some are going way, way over the limit. This goes for the bypass, too. It's 55 not 65, folks. And can some of you drivers please learn to use your turn signals?  I have more "pet peeves" left. Stay tuned...

Uuuuuuuuum......okay.

Pet Peeve #192837465

People that park their vehicle and they're covering two parking spaces. I'd love to "key" them just so they would get a scratch, but I don't because that's against the law. I have, on occasion, left them them a note under the windshield wiper.

Pet Peeve #56473829201

People that feel the need to express themselves via a profane or obsene bumper sticker.