My pet peeve: Other drivers and vehicles that use the roads and highways. I want the roads all to myself.
And all I can say is, if you know what's good for you - you will just get out of my way. By the way, if I'm waving at ya, I'm waving goodbye. And you got to look fast because I usually have it floored. And I don't care if you are to the right or left of me, I'll run ya over in a heartbeat. Just give me the right away. If you want to wave while you still have the ability, it's ok with me.
Like that old country western standby said: "Get your tongue out of my mouth Mabel; I'm kissin' ya goodbye.